The Truth about the CIA and horses

The Hay-Industrial Complex Has Gone Too Far

We are asking the hard questions: why do horses always look like they know something, why are they so fast, and why has Bigfoot never issued a denial?

Review the “evidence”
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Our Completely Unverified Findings

1. Horses Have Side-Eye

A horse can look forward and sideways at the same time. Coincidence? Yes. But on this website, coincidence is just evidence wearing a tiny saddle.

2. Hay Is Everywhere

Hay appears in barns, fields, county fairs, and suspiciously rustic gift shops. This suggests a distribution network of staggering snack-based complexity.

3. Bigfoot Remains Unavailable for Comment

Bigfoot, widely rumored by this site and this site alone to be an immortal magician, has refused every interview request we forgot to send.